Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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