I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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