Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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