Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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