you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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