Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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