Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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