I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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