im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Shame - the story of my life.
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