After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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