she was so not down for the gang bang
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
now i know why i became what i already was.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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