I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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