some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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