this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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