Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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