they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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