Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just gargled with NyQuil
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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