dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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