Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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