Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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