I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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