I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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