Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
