It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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