Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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