But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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