Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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