i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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