I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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there is another microwave in the elevator.
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