I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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