Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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