Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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