im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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