Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
where am i from again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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