What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You took a bar mat shot.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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