idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
