tell your sister to shave her snatch
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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