So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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