Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
the day after is always just damage control
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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