So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
foreskin is a definite game changer
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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