is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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