While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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