He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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