You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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