just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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