North Korea, Best Korea!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
