ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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