Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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