Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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