Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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