i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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