8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Vodka?
Forever.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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