After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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